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Martin Beck Nworah Friday, July 18, 2014 4

1. Don't double date. This sounds funny but taking Jane out on Friday night and hitting on Chomxy(whatever that name means) on Saturday night is a sure way of drying up fast. Besides, you will be weak.

2. Cook your food in  your house. Outdoor eating is the rave but smart peeps take care of themselves in their kitchen over the weekend. I promise to keep this rule.

3.Hide your ATM card. I have heard this before and it is quite funny. I'm the owner of the card, if I hide it, I can retrieve it anytime. Better still, hide away your card from the eyes of your wife and girlfriend(s)

4. Stay indoors.

5. "John, come over to the party with a bottle of champagne". Good. Go there with a bottle of water. And don't say I gave you the clue.

6. Thank God its Friday! That's a sweet catch. Now can you please trek a few miles and enjoy nature?

7. Smile randomly at every 7th stranger you will meet. But make sure there's no psychiatric hospital nearby. People will easily mistake you for something else.

8. Share here with your loved ones.

9.  Tell someone you love them and mean it. I'm serious.

10. Rest. Its the weekend after all. Don't forget to go to the movies...and church.



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4 comments 10 WAYS TO SAVE MORE AND BE HAPPIER THIS WEEKEND

  1. Guilty of number 1. LOL!

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  2. AnonymousJuly 18, 2014

    MBN...please when will you bring back Kush session? I'm missing those laughs

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  3. Sooner than it left. Keep your eyes on this space. If you're a lady,start using splendora maxi pad.

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